Join Our Team

Are you looking forward to being part of the I Blame Justin Team., where accountability takes a backseat and blame becomes an art form? Are you're tired of shouldering the weight of responsibility and ready to embrace a world where excuses reign supreme? Then you've come to the right place because Justin caused those problems in the previous job.

**Why Work With Us?**

With us, we don't just shift blame – we shift mindsets away from a Justin mindset. Joining our team means stepping into a world where creativity, innovation, and finger-pointing collide to create a blame-tastic experience like no other.

**Perks of Being a Justin Blame Specialist:**

- **Blame Mastery**: Hone your skills in the fine art of blame-shifting under the guidance of our seasoned experts. From deflecting blame to pinning it on the perfect scapegoat.... JUSTIN , you'll learn all the tricks of the trade.

- **Collaborative Chaos**: Join a team of like-minded individuals who thrive in the chaos of accountability evasion. With our supportive environment, you'll never have to face the consequences alone. Its always Justin's fault!

- **Flexible Excuse Hours**: Tired of the traditional 9-to-5 grind? At iblamejustin.com, we embrace flexibility. Work when inspiration strikes and when the opportunity arises – and blame it on Justin when you take time off that you don't have - it's all part of the job!

- **Blame Bonuses**: Enjoy generous bonuses for exceptional blame-shifting performance. The more convincingly you shift the blame on Justin, the bigger the reward!

- **Innovative Solutions**: Be at the forefront of blame innovation as we continuously develop new techniques and strategies to just always blame a Justin.

**How to Apply:**

Think you have what it takes to excel in the Justin blame game? We're looking for creative thinkers, quick-witted problem solvers, and masterful excuse-makers to join our team.

To apply, simply submit your resume along with a cover letter detailing your experience in the blame-shifting arena. Bonus points for creative excuses and out-of-the-box thinking!

Ready to embark on a blame-filled adventure like no other? Join us .... if you don't get hired while we already know the reason .... JUSTIN

*Disclaimer: AccountaShift Solutions Inc. is a satire company created for entertainment purposes only. We do not actually endorse or promote the avoidance of accountability in any form, unless its Justin*