Its JUSTIN THE name - thats why

 Every time you're expected to show up on time, you'll be fashionably late, just in time to disappoint everyone. BLAME JUSTIN

 People will always feel the need to remind you "just in case" you forget something, because apparently, Justin's memory is always SUS. BLAME JUSTIN 

  No matter where you go or what you do, you'll always feel like you're just in the way, like an awkwardly placed coffee table in what should be a productive consultation.  BLAME JUSTIN